“The evolution of the selfie. We’ve come a long way.”
Month: January 2017
You Look Smarter With A Closed Mouth
“It was seen in traffic and lo and behold, the country bumpkins had a day out in the city.”
Calling God, Please Answer
“Throw a question to heaven, have you been overlooked? Does anything you say mean anything? You receive a subliminal answer potently in the back of your mind, telling you to keep an eye out for the signs.” 
WHAT A YEAR, WHAT A YEAR
Some people would like to forget last year…
Politics divided family and friends at the table for lunch
Ketchup squirt in your face if you like Hillary
A bowl of soup in your lap for Trump
Some said they wanted to make America great again
Some asked when America ever stopped being great
Way too many shooting deaths
Terrorism gave us no break
Now this wasn’t quite as bad
But pretty bad nonetheless
Hollywood remade more movies
Superheroes again?! It’s torture! No, it’s a test!
A lot of decent things happened too
Go look them up online
I won’t rhyme them all here
For good news, we barely have the time
So in this new year I predict
Apple will make a more expensive phone
Russia will become the 51st state
And…you’ll still have your student loans
Time Will Tell
“Last year, it was fear. This coming year, unclear. But in the present time, I’ll have to hold it dear.”
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